since a great amount of people seems to want a monkey on their head just like me ^_^ here's what you have to do to get a monkey on your head in a simple 6 steps guide:

1. find a monkey
2. put a banana on your head
3. get on your knees( without making the banana fall..takes a lot of balance)
4. get the attention of the monkey by anyway possible ( you can do the Tarzan scream or call the monkey on his cellphone....or just go "here monkey, monkey,monkey")
5. now that you have the attention of the monkey you must stare him in the eyes and say: " Booga Booga come get your banana, tikki tikki come on my head little monkey"
6. and voila! you have a monkey on your head, now to make sure he doesnt go anywhere secure the monkey with a rope or tape..or for a permanent hold, use super strong clue(DO NOT forget to feed your monkey bananas daily)

tadaa!!! your first monkey on your head thank you for your time
have fun^__^....

fine prints: if injury accures to the monkey or the person trying to get the monkey call the hospital or zoo imediatly.... im not responsible for any injuries or spelling errors..try this at your own risks.